Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Clowns of pakistan

Bina balls wale bhutte ne phir wahi raag kashmir start kiya hain.
There are enough clowns in Pakistan politics who time and again compete with Umer Sharif.


Long list of clowns are honoured by

Julfikar ali butto: who wrote thousand year war with india doctrine. He said Pakistan ghaas khayega par atom bomb banayega.
Pak made bomb and how prophetic pakistanis are still eating grass literally.

Benazir bhutto: Tried her best to use her charm offensive to attract rajiv ghandhi but alas could not attach an inch of territory to Pakistan.

Zia owl haque: pushed Pakistan into blind alley of religious extremism which will finally either annihilate pakistan or will divide it into smaller pieces. A la jag jag moh moh han han as uttered stupidly by bina balls bhutto mother.
Finally he exploded with mangoes he loved.

Miyan general parwez mussharaf: he is real clown orchestrated one of the blatant mistakes in the history of Pakistan. He crossed LOC lost his innumerable mens in uniform, faced worst humiliation as general of his army. Tried to become dictator with a difference. Tried to become peace loving dove in anticipation of getting Nobel peace price. Called election to establish democracy again. Convicted for crimes just before his arrest had rumored cardiac arrest. Now cooling his heels in saudi I guess.
In between he formed a political party and didn't win a single seat.

Imran khan: play boy cum married to British baron charming daughter to amicably divorced estranged husband to fathering a child outside marriage with a girl half his age to becoming spokesman for taliban to nations conscience keeper to hit man of army to organizer of Long March from an air conditioned container to managing crowd of hooligans who spit, urinate, defecate, bathe and eat in front of there parliament.

There are some fringe actors also like
Rehman malik known for his rehmanism or malikisim latest to be thrown out of a plane.

Billawal Bhutto is young rookie who want a slice of history and his own 5 minutes fame.

God bless Pakistan.




2 September 2014

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