Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Beef Ban - nahieee - mera beef main leke rahunga

http://blogs.swarajyamag.com/2015/10/20/the-pseudo-liberals-beef-with-modi/


It seems that before modi government happened everyone in India ware eating beef and were eating tons of it. Suddenly beef have been snatched away from everyone's plate. So begin the great Indian movement "mera beef main leke rahunga".

After beef came ink, pen is mightier then sword and its ink will bring down the empires. Poor ink these days was lying idle as half have forgot how to write and other half use ball-point-pen whose ink is thicker then the normal one. So this idle ink was used genourously to paint faces. 

One recent canvas was sudeendra kulkarni who is an IIT Graduate engineer turn atal advani political aide turn admirer of qatil-e-azam jinnah cum friend of some kasuri methi of pakistan cum his teacher to make him do charkha. 

Another canvas was Some Rashid Engineer an MLA who had beef party in J&K (see how world is after engineer's kulkarni, rashid bhai - use engineer but as far as i know its nothing engineered to him, kejriwal, so many eminent engineer wil surely kill a project) braketed lines were not pun it was intended pun - come on it was for fun - i confess.

So poor ink got resurrected and started appeearing on faces and apparel. But somehow non beliver/atheist ink become intolerant, communal non-secular, blood of cow became secular an of pig became communal. 

People forget that in not so ancient times our dear yoyo aka Yogendra Yadav was inked so was Baba Ramdev and somewhere ink become more lethal then shoe or juta and chappals. 

Arre one juta hurled at chiddu another chappal at raga and many other worthy and non worthy one. (The best was thrown on George Bush Jr and he coolly dozed it what a sad day it was shoe just missed as WMD missed in Iraq & OBL missed in pak).

So somewhere on era of governence shoes and inks were becoming communal or secular were becoming genuine mode of protest or hooliganism.

What happened at dadri was murder no ifs and buts about it. 

So what should have happened after murder, investigation criminal case filing chargesheet etc. 

Now sorry to bring in but as you cannot deny certain BUTT. 

Dadri is near grater noida well connected to delhi and noida and within reach of MSM btw the maximum hindi and english news channel are broadcasted from noida largely. And yes noida is in UP ruled by samajwadi party another government won by thumping majority. 

So what happened was that MSM need to travel only short distance to have a long emotional impact story which will bring government on its knees.

Rest was done in clinical fashion by likes of DUTTS, SARDESAIS, GHOSHES, THAPARS, BAJPAYES, RAGAS, KEJRIS, SHAKSHIS, SADHVIS etc etc etc.


And was lapped up by those who have some couple of issues to settle with establishment.

Rest is written brilliantly in following.



23 October 2015

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